Dear Connor,
Oh, what to do when we're out, you have to pee and there isn't an available bathroom nearby? On those occasions, I have taken you down a quiet street and made you pee behind a tree while hoping that no one walks by. I don't encourage peeing on the street but if you really have to go, what else are we going to do? I do, though, have to teach you that if you're going to urinate in public, you *cannot* do it in the middle of a bustling commercial sidewalk in front of lots of stores while dozens of people walk by--which is exactly what you did this afternoon.
It was a warm, sunny summer day and tons of people were out. We had just left the playground and were walking down a busy street when you suddenly had to pee. And before I could stop you, you pulled down your shorts, whipped out your penis and peed next to a tree directly in front of the Rite Aid while crowds of shoppers passed by, no doubt while judging me for having such a crude son. So embarrassed! :-P
Love,
Mom
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