Thursday, November 10, 2016

Connor the Cannibal

Dear Connor,

Sometimes, you eat three dinners. You'll eat what I cooked and still be hungry, so I'll make you a cheese sandwich, but you'll still be hungry, so I'll give you cereal and a spoonful of peanut butter. Then you'll be adequately satisfied! I commented on this one day and said you've been eating like a teenager but things got lost in translation when you told your nanny, "I eat a lot of food. I'm a teenager eater." Haha!

Love,
Mom

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