May the Fourth Be With You

Dear Connor,

We were talking about the 4th of July yesterday and you asked, "When do we celebrate the 4th--[brief pause]--Oh."

Hahaha!

Love,
Mom

Goodbye Pencils, Goodbye Books

Dear Connor,

First day of first grade and pre-k vs. last day of first grade and pre-k:

Summer vacation, here we come!

Love,
Mom

Here's the Thong

Dear Connor,

We walked past a lingerie shop today and one of the mannequins was wearing a thong. You saw that and said, "Why would you wear underwear that doesn't cover your butt cheeks?! Then you'd be like, 'Ow, my crotch!'" Very keen observation, little man!

Love,
Mom