Letters to Connor
Monday, October 21, 2019
Sleepy Shower
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Dear Connor, You have a history of doing crazy stuff while sleepwalking. A few years ago, you woke up, grabbed a handful of your colored p...
Saturday, September 7, 2019
You're Nine Years Old!
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Dear Connor, You started fourth grade this past Thursday and among the multiple copies of the annoying blue emergency contact form that...
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Zero for One Hundred
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Dear Connor, Tomorrow is the 100th day of school and you just told me an hour ago that you are supposed to make a shirt with 100 of some...
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Bringing Home the Bacon
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Dear Connor, Last night, I made breakfast for dinner: egg sandwiches on toasted English muffins. And I never buy bacon--you know how big I...
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Camp Mix-Up
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Dear Connor, I thought you started summer camp tomorrow. I was wrong. I discovered I was wrong when your bus counselor called me at 7:40 t...
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Hand In Hand
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Dear Connor, You are turning 8 this fall (oh my god, 8!) and are pretty self-sufficient. You brush your teeth, shower and get ready for sc...
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Bra Check
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Dear Connor, One of the running gags in the Captain Underpants books is the way the main characters rearrange the letters on their school ...
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